BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AND THE HOLY GRAIL
PART 10
When we last saw our crusaders they had just defeated the killer rabbit, and entered the Cave
of Kylebannor. Now back to our story.
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Lady Buffy, the Vampire Slayer: "I think it’s dark enough to let Angel out of the box."
Lady Cordelia, the Self Involved: "Thank God! Willow and I are dying."
They open the box and let Angel out.
Lady Willow, the Pure: "OK, your turn, Sir Angel. I’m getting in."
Sir Angel, the Undead: "Huh?"
Sir Giles, the Wise: "Come, look here."
Lady Buffy: "What?"
Sir Giles: "There’s something carved in this rock. It appears to be Aramaic. Brother Maynard, my Aramaic is a trifle
rusty. Could you translate this?"
Brother Maynard: "Yes, this is Aramaic."
Sir Giles: "So we have found the last writings of Olfin Regwein of Regged?"
Joss, the Enchanter: "I told you it was here. You never listen."
Brother Maynard: "It says that he moved the Holy Grail to the Castle of Grrr Arrgh."
Xander, King of the Cretins: "The castle what?"
Joss, the Enchanter: "Grrr Arrgh."
Lady Buffy: "What does that mean?"
Sir Giles: "I’m not sure."
Lady Cordelia: "Who would want to name a castle Grrr AHHH!!!"
Lady Willow: "No, it’s Arrgh."
Lady Cordelia: "Who cares, look!"
Everyone: "AHHH!!!"
Just then an eight foot tall giant vampire bat flies out of the air and grabs Brother Maynard
in his claws and flies away with him.
Everyone: "AHHH!!!"
Joss, the Enchanter: "Grrr Arrgh!"
Joss, the Enchanter throws a fire ball at his feet and disappears, leaving our crusaders to
face the bats alone. The bats chase our heroes throughout the maze of the cave, occasionally picking off one of the left over
random soldiers. One bat grabs Cordelia, but she is saved when Buffy stakes it. They turn a corner and find themselves trapped
in a dead end.
Lady Buffy: "There are too many of them. I can’t stake them all."
Sir Angel: "It’s hopeless. We’re all going to die."
King Xander: "You’re already dead. I think you’ve been hanging with Sir Robin too much."
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Well, I’m not going out without a fight!"
The situation truly was hopeless! Just as fifteen mutant vampire bats simultaneously flew in
to attack the group, they were miraculously saved when the writer of this crossover suffered a fatal heart attack and died.
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