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Xander, King of the Cretins: "Coconut is nice, but I’d prefer it with chocolate."

Minstrel Homer: "Umm, coconut...chocolate...ooh.."

Minstrel Bart: "Shut up, Homer."

Minstrel Homer: "Doh!"

Sir Giles, the Wise: "Lady Willow, we have to devise a plan to search all the castles on the other side of the Forest of Ewing. I believe we may have to split up. Xander, would you be so kind as to wake Buffy, Angel and Lancelot at sunset?"

King Xander: "No problem."

Lady Willow, the Pure: "We will have to split up. But I don’t want to."

Sir Giles: "I know. I think I know a good way to pair everyone off."

As Sir Giles explains his plan to Lady Willow, the sun goes down. King Xander wakes Sir Lancelot, then goes to Sir Angel’s box and bangs on the top, waking Buffy as well.

King Xander: "Hey dead guy! Sun’s down, you can come out now!"

Lady Buffy, the Vampire Slayer: "Xander! Be nice."

Sir Angel, the Undead: "Gees, Buffy, think you could’ve hit any more rocks today. My entire body is sore. I actually thought the box would break!"

Lady Buffy: "I’m sorry Angel, but it wasn’t my turn to pull you." Glares at King Xander

King Xander: "Hey, it’s not like the path was paved or anything."

Sir Giles: "Good to see everyone is awake. Now, Sir Lancelot, could you relieve Sir Robin at the gate?"

Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "I will. No one will pass through these gates. You will all be safe from harm. Not a scratch will..."

Lady Buffy: "OK! OK! Guard the castle, already!"

Sir Lancelot: "Uh, yes, of course." He relieves Sir Robin who was hiding behind a shrubbery.

Sir Giles: "Tomorrow, we shall head into the Forest of Ewing. At the mid-point we shall divide and search our respective castles. That is if we survive the night."

Lady Buffy: "Gee, Giles, I think you should become an inspirational speaker," and rolls her eyes.

Sir Giles: "Oh. Thank you, Buffy."

Sir Robin, the not so Brave: "What do you mean, ‘Not survive the night!’"

Sir Angel: "He means the vampires may arrive here tonight. This is where I would go first. It shouldn’t be too much longer, there are caves underground throughout this area."

King Xander: "Buffy, are you ready for some slayage?"

Lady Buffy: "I was born ready. Stand back!"

Sir Lancelot’s page Patsy passes out stakes and crosses as Sir Robin runs to hide behind his Minstrels. A mighty battle ensues. One vampire grabs Sir Lancelot, but breaks his fang on Lancelot’s armor.

Sir Lancelot: "Ha! Take that you pansy!"

Sir Giles: "Good work, everyone."

Sir Robin: "Thank you, it was nothing."

Lady Willow: "Exactly."

Lady Buffy: "And to think, we just cleaned this place." ________________________________________________________